i wan fish shark i wan fish shark

this video very funny le keeping say i wan fish shark i wan fish shark!!!!!!just share with u al

Decide

Today darling didnt work on leave so i feel wanna cook dinner for him,since his always ask me cook but i never cook b4 hahahahahahha ... so after work i go "giant" buy thing to cook.. both of us stayat giant for 1 hour still dun know cook what.. below is the conversation..

me : darling what you wanna eat?
darling : what food you know?
me :err i never cook b4 leh...
darling : har!!!!!!!
me: think cook fish.. but which fish to choose ar?
darling : aiyo what fish also dun know how u cook?summore not easy to cook ler
me: oh then we cook curry chicken lor....
darling: are u sure u know cook?if not nice to eat i dun wan....
me:aiyo can try ger ma if not we buy the tin curry la easy just make hot then can eat jor
darling: ok then we to choose now
(we walk to the selling all tin food)
me: erm which brand you wan a?
darling: dun know wor
me: Oh ya hor at your home is eat vegetarian ger sure u dun know ler
darling:ya la still wan to ask...
me: erm buy the ayam brand lor
darling: nice to eat boh?
me: i think so gua
darling: hmmmm
me: or we cook the tomato bean?
darling:err i not really like
me: then how?tin sotong?
darling:actualy buy tin feel not worth leh if we bought 3 tin diff then cost RM15++ better go out eat save cost save money
me: u like la..dun say i dun wan to cook for you
darling: aiya then cook pasta lo
me: ok
darling:but i wan to eat rice wor
me:then cook rice lor
darlig :but what to cook?
me:aiya so fan better we go out eat la easy and now i hungry leh
darling:ok lor

090909 nice day

Anyone of you will be going to Thean Hou Temple to have your ROM on 090909 ?today is special day so many couple ROM today leh... One of my fren oso register today congratualation to her.... even this month for chinses calender is "ghost month" but still got many ppl register ler hehe


愿今天注册的新人们百年好合～长长久久～
也祝福全天下的有情人终成眷属～^^

Booking Air Ticket

Finally i can go shanghai trip with my fren their all ... cos i cant go with them to korea trip (sob sob) cos KC cant on leave that time ....

Tonite 3 of us booking air ticket (Sammie and Charmaine they together book and me at home waiting their call me for to book on the sametime with them) we book 6 ticket on the sametime but got 2 ticket is more expensive then us... this air asia really F*** and bad service ler... but what to do air asia is cheaper then mas lerh.... all of us really "kan cheong" to book this cos the ticket price will change become expensive abit

sammie:(is calling my hp) eh cat can start book now
me: okok (after that hang up call)
me:darling can book now jor faster
darling:ya la doing now jor la...

after few min
darling: eh i got feeling that they cant book the ticket ler
me:huh??!!! if like that only me and u go nia lor????(abit sad)
darling: aiya why u so worry we know mandarin oso go there sure noting ger ma
me: i know but i hope travel with them ma
darling:aiya just my feel nia la

after this my phone ring i start scare already cos KC say he got the feel (sometime his feel will come truth ge)
sammie:eh cat got bad news we cant book the ticket ler say fully book
me:huh???!!!!! then how i pay jor the ticket.. die la now
sammie:errrr i try book 2 ticket first
me:okok later let me knw

after few min
sammie:eh i book my jor but charmine cant book leh
me:har?now only 4 of us pay the ticket then charmine how?
sammie:charmine mad already she say dun wan go ler
me:dun like that i help to book see can boh
sammie:okok
me:eh more expensive then us RM100 jor ger how?
sammie: aiyo why like this ger.. .. really like share market
me:ya lor then i pay de la...
sammie: okok

Finally all of us book ticket already..after that i found that out that our trip is abit expensive leh cos we go 5day 4nite is RM1340 including alll .... and one of travel agency is cost RM1400++ 8day 4nite..... we really big water haha... what to do already book jor...

Cant wait till next year april haha....

Fierce Woman In Singapore

女:叫你插我让我爽，竟然这样没用，害老娘满身欲火无处泄。(打 )。说，生这条东西干什么，(打，打)，用舌头舔老娘的xx又不 敢(打嘴巴)。
男：有臭味，舔不下。
女:敢说老娘臭xx!(打嘴巴)很臭吗？(连打几下嘴巴)，看你 这德性，生这条东西干什么，把它切了丢去草地喂狗。(伸手去扯x x)

Should be 'stupid man'. Why is he so stupid to just stand there and let her abuse him huh? Useless guy !!!!

our dream house

Actualy this two month me and my darling plan to buy a new house if can will buy those house is already completed but some very expensive and no nice oso.... every weekend we go to look for it...finally we saw a nice house and the price oso not so high ... we bought at the jelok impian is semi-D cost RM429K (land 40 x 80)

finally get our dream house kekeke.. will complete on next year end can take key on 2011 january.... as i know this developer very fast to complete the job

"Medical Claim"

i copy some thing very funny from my fren facebook u try to read it just share with u all

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"


The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse" and charged them RM60.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250.00, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280.00, Le Meridian charges M230.00. We do it here for RM60.00 and I get that back from "Medical Claim".......!

chinese calender 14/7

today is chinese calender 14/7 i start my new job hahhaa... when i reach the office.. my computer still haven come yet so i just sit there 2hr without doing anything really bored and feel wanna quite of this company.... aiks why nothing pass to me do ger !!!!!?????

After 2hr my computer coming haha finally i can chat and surf net but oso abit bored... haiz hope after 1 month i got thing to do if not i will find again job (very sien to interview)